thank you for only writing 9/11 two times in this article because, as we all know, on the third mention, rudy guilani appears

More realistic than the baby.

In other news: HAY LIAM HAY, YOU’LL NEVER BE THE LESSER HEMSWORTH TO ME

When I was little, a friend of my parents came to stay with us at our apartment. He’s very well-known in the art world, so his presence didn’t go unnoticed. He’s also HIV positive, which is less well-known. In any event, someone in the building was aware of his health status and apparently went all pearl-clutching…

Jezebel Commenter On Jenny McCarthy Having A Radio Show: ‘Ick!’

I volunteered on a sexual assault hotline for a few years, and you’d be surprised how common stories these are... I frequently talked to women maybe twice my age who had a devastating experience in their teens that turned into drug addiction, depression, and everything in between for years after. And the degree to…

screw it, just buying myself this for christmas and calling it a day.

NOBODY BUY MASON JARS. YOU’RE DRIVING UP THE PRICE AND I NEED THEM FOR CANNING PURPOSES.

ain’t the internet grand.

how embarrassed are sasha and malia rn

The other cats hate the three who participated. “Fuck you guys, fucking sell outs. Clive, you literally jumped through hoops for those assholes. And Jeremy. The applause banner. Really, you sad motherfucker? Where’s your dignity?”

its like i’m getting trolled with #allcountriesracismmatters

please continue to divorce what i was saying from any context whatsoever

hot take alert but

Judging by his repeated misuse of the word whom, I’m guessing this guy wouldn’t suffer a which to live, either.

I can’t help but read it as “If given the opportunity, this is what I as a man would do.”

While turning a blind eye to sexual assault that happens right in front their goddamn faces.

I’d be really surprised if Jeb read fiction, period. He seems like the kind of guy who hasn’t read anything since the last Dave Barry book his kids got him for Father’s Day.

This is, hands down, the single best article so far on FlyGirl. It’s interesting, funny, and well written without falling into the white girl reaching enlightenment via fucking locals in the developing world trope that the majority of stuff on here does. Well done!