It’s basically the adult version of “quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself.”

White people always be scared of non white people like white people aren’t the ones killing everyone.

I’ve got my souvenir cups from the last one. Hope to add to my collection!

I want to place a bet that Barack “No Fucks” Obama smokes a cigarette during his next State of the Union.

I’d watch it, but there's this penguin-pigeon knife fight I promised my daughter I'd watch with her.

I love how the lions are like “You kill it.” “Fuck you, Sandra, YOU kill it!”

I remember arguing with a dude about street harassment. He seemed to take ‘Hey, maybe don’t call out at strange women when they’ve walking down the street’ to mean ‘Feminists want you to literally never talk to women again’. Although, as I pointed out, I was quite happy with the idea of him never talking to women…

Just google “being incel is worse than being raped”. Thanks for implying that I pulled it out of my ass, though.

Oh you with your charts and stuff.

I was going to say horizontal-monster-mashing. But boning, too.

I tend to be too chubby for VS bras, but my daughter tried it on while we were shopping and from outside the dressing room, I thought she was crying. I asked what was wrong and she opened the door a crack to let me in - to reveal boobs that were just about up to her chin, they were jacked up so high. She wasn’t…

Thank you. I don’t care about her dumb face, I care about her dumb politics.

She was in Arizona. It’s really hard to find Latinas there. Give her a break.

How to look like Kylie: Look at Kim’s Instagram/Twitter pictures from six months ago.

Our high school senior class quote was along those lines, “work like you don’t need the money, dance like no one is watching.” One of my good friends was valedictorian. She got drunk for the first time at a graduation after party, and I remember her slurring, “it’s SO true. You should work like no one is watching, and…

When people make these kinds of statements about “social suicide”, they’re always talking about their own little social circle that they believe to be the reasonable centrist opinion. There are plenty of social circles that would consider it “social suicide” to suggest that you’d sleep with a fat woman, contradictory…

I liked it - an interesting insight into one specific culture’s beauty traditions, which seems like a really nice fit for a beauty blog.

Or maybe for if you have any interest in cultures outside your own?

Just to broaden your cultural knowledge.

I’m about to say the meanest thing I’v ever said to anyone: