I’m not taking this feud seriously until actual shots are fired. This isn’t exactly Tupac and Biggie here.

Am I crazy or drunk, or is that a small dick on Taylor’s elbow?

Shots fired!

Sand it down.

Must be a ghost, since there’s no image there.

Actually, the funny thing is he and my dog get along super super well. Like will cuddle together and groom each other. It’s weird.

EGR, you were kinja’d. Alternatively, the cat is both a gremlin and a vampire.

Shows up as “Content Unavailable” on my device, therefore I'm left to assume that boyfriends cat is actually a ghost spirit.

...the cardboard crate the shelter attempted to put her in for transit home enraged her...

“during a fit of extreme emotional vulnerability”

I kept getting directed to various “modesty” bridal sites catering to Mormons (and possibly Orthodox Jews? and anyone other religion with similar rules) when looking for my dress, as I guess “atheist brides who want fucking sleeves” is kind of a niche market.

I watch the show and just don’t understand why every wedding dress is now sleeveless/strapless. First of all it’s boring, and second, not everyone looks nice in that style (me included). My first wedding I wore my mom’s 1960 wedding dress- tea length, 3/4 sleeves, square neckline, silk brocade. It was simple, elegant…

As my art teacher in college would say:

Can someone who knows art explain this to me? Seriously, i have no idea what i’m supposed to feel here. I mean, based on the description this is a recreation of a rape, but it’s not supposed to be showing what happened in 2012. Ok i get that. But by watching it, someone i’m objectifying her rape? Ok then, why…

One more thing: Do not use mass market (Hartz) flea or tick medication and collars. They can be highly toxic to your pet (cat and dog alike). This is one area where you have to spring for the brands sold by vets: Frontline, Revolution, etc.

Yes to adopting an older cat! I refer to older cats as retired. If you want a chill cat, just adopt a retired old lady cat who naps all day. All they want is peace and quiet, and a nice sunny blanket to sleep on (preferably a window seat).

Getting two cats is better than getting just one.

Another vote for an older cat! They've already settled into their personality, so no surprises.

Also, consider adopting an older animal! I got a senior cat from a friend and she's the best pal I could ever ask for. Trained, calm, and just wants to be on your lap/against your side the entire time. I lucked out because she's really healthy *knock on wood* and still quite active/vocal/responsive, but having her has…