When I was little I often slept at my grandmother's where we would watch The Golden Girls and read The National Enquirer. The Princess Diana and Liz Taylor stories were by far my favourites. This was during her Larry Fortensky days and apparently I was very concerned that he wasn't good enough for Elizabeth Taylor. …

Thanks! She's the reason I drunk-purchased two caftans off HSN a while back. The designer said he was inspired by Liz and my 4 glasses of red wine said "HELL YES NEED NOW."

Oh God, I know. I always get snapped mid-laugh and not in a winsome, tossing-my-hair-and-laughing-merrily-way, but in a way that makes it look like I will devour your young.

Life is so hard when you don't know how to pose for photos. I feel like all my friends had secret lessons on how to be photogenic, and I miraculously missed that day...

can we all agree not to film deeply emotional moments in our lives and put them on the internet

You didn’t get my point. It’s typical male privilege to not overthink their actions towards certain circumstances which include dangerous and scary situations for women. A strange man following a woman around (probably by night) is something a lot of women are fucking scared of and this idiot acting as if this wasn’t…

Women can also stalk, but I think the privilege here is in his not immediately realizing that to be a woman with a strange man following you is incredibly frightening, which is why he also didn’t realize how fucked up it was to potentially make a stranger feel unsafe — because he doesn’t have to think in those terms…

For reals... there’s a limit to what you can do for “method”.

That’s male privilege in a nutshell! ‘Hahaha, I just, like, thought it would be, like, interesting to, like, follow a woman around for a while, hurhurhur. I didn’t give, like, a single fuck if, like, she noticed it and, like, was scared the fuck out, though, hurhurhur.’

No, it’s pretty creepy.

Dunno, guys. This is a pretty creepy admission. I don’t care why he did it, he did and that’s enough for me.

I am being overly serious or is this not cool at all? Not the Jez post, JD’s actions.

If a giant overhead light fell and crushed Jimmy Fallon, I would donate a lot of money to the charity of the Teamsters choice. . .

I’m... sorta feeling the vibes? Not really?

I know i’m going to anger people, but his voice is awful. Also, he sounds like he has a mouthful of marbles.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

Won't somebody please think of the white people? It's so hard when you only get 75% of everything.

Man I bet rich old farts miss life before the internet SO MUCH.

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