What the actual fuck.

*walks to podium, shuffles papers, clears throat, puts on glasses*

you think thats shit scary look at this

They're owl-ways up to something.

what the fuck happened to separation of church and state?

It's not even a nice looking kitchen.

I know its a joke, but in a history of witch trials book I read being able to add three digit numbers was considered magic by some people.

Well, we're still craziest even if AZ does that. They're just the most religious. We still have pythons vs. gators, Rick Scott, and sinking into the sea.

Totally going on maternity leave.

This could backfire on them. "Oh, it's reversible? I'll just go ahead and have it now, then, and if I change my mind I can always undo it later."

When I got my abortion they were required by law to show me misleading photos and diagrams (like this is what the fetus looks like now, except it was all wrong, they practically had faces and I later traced the images to a Christian group). They handed it to me folded up so I didn't have to look at it if I didn't want…

This boggles my mind. They are making it essentially illegal to purchase a health plan established by the Government.

NO ONE OUT FLORIDA'S FLORIDA!

it also bans people from buying insurance plans through the Affordable Care Act that cover abortions

If a doctor is required by one of these laws to say something, can she say

Is this the aspirin that I'm supposed to put between my legs?

"it also bans people from buying insurance plans through the Affordable Care Act that cover abortions"

Good news everyone death is also reversible!! YAAAYYYY can I have my Pop-Pop back now.

In addition to how crazy and wrong and illogical this is...wouldn't "reversible" abortions go against the whole "abortion = murder" thing? Since, ya know, murder isn't reversible?