I loathe pie. This looks like my nightmare.

Same, none of their clothes fit me right except for their jeans and underwear.

I keep seeing all the news stories about it and it just makes me want a burrito.

I WANT ONE.

That's not a forehead, that's a fivehead or maybe even a sixhead.

My brother and I made a pact as teenagers that whoever died first would have fireworks and a big screen projector going with a video montage of wild animals being fed. We were teenagers and on a lot of drugs. But I do like the idea of fireworks still. Celebrate my life, dammit. It's been a grand party.

I remember going to the movies to see something or other with my brother and the preview for Holes came on. At the end they showed the film’s website, www.holes.com. Without a thought I asked my brother at normal volume, “HOW IS THAT WEB ADDRESS NOT TAKEN ALREADY?!?!”

Excellent point!!

Thank you for that. I just spent some quality time going through that Instagram account :-)

What can I say? I'm a lab nerd; I come prepared.

White women are 61.8% of the female population so I'd say she should have gone for a 4:6 ratio.

THANK YOU

When I lived in New Orleans I met a woman who had worked as a CNA in bayou country and said the potato trick was a common ‘cure’.

I knit obsessively so I leave the spiders alone. As long as they keep my wool supply moth-free, we're good. Everyone else gets hit with the bottle of hairspray my mom left here on her last visit.

Well said!

I didn’t even care about the article; I just sort of shrieked, “Lloyd!”

I just looked them up. TOTAL WICKED WITCH SHOES. I'M IN LOVE.

Same!

THIS, THANK YOU.

I live under a (self imposed) rock, and this is the first time I’ve ever heard her voice. I'm surprised. It's not my thing, but her voice is not at all what I expected.