I’m so not surprised. Frigging Maine.

Hell, yes. I had a crush on a musician and ended up not only meeting him, but dating him. And he ended up being 100% the worst piece of shit I've ever known. I should have kept it as a crush.

This is adorable!

I visualized you saying/singing this like Jean-Ralphio.

You do know that we never landed on it, though, right?

Amazon suggested that title, too. Let’s see if I have the stomach for it by the time I finish this one. Thanks for the info.

I just grabbed it on Amazon. I expect to spend my break reading it tonight with a nauseous look on my face.

You can get gum out of hair with peanut butter so that's not even a viable excuse.

It's Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka. That shit is dangerous in anything. Godspeed, my friend.

Ah, disappointed ;-) I wanted biblical backing to drown monsters.

I was raised Roman Catholic so I don’t have the Christian knack for having a bible quote for every instance, but I do seem to recall there being a passage about what society should do to someone who harms a child. I believe it was something like a millstone tied around their neck and dropped into a body of water.…

A sippy cup of warm milk. It really does work. I was a nanny once for a little girl that wouldn't settle down to sleep for anything. My mom suggested the warm milk trick and it made all the difference.

Same. My twenties were a joke.

Yeah, my favorite dive bar in the LES charges a $10 cover on nights with a DJ and drinks are $8. My friends and I went to some random bar where our favorite band was having an after party and the bar charged a $20 cover and $20 per drink. That yelper sounds like they haven't left their home in a long time.

I usually dislike precocious children in television, but I love Diane.

Well said.

It's a fine line; I just don't want your wife to get in any sort of trouble!

We’ve lost touch, but the last I knew she was still in contact with her mom. I wouldn't be able to but if she's able, bless her.

Hey, just a heads up, for an employee to mention to someone that they’ve seen people within their workplace is a HIPAA violation. It doesn’t matter if your wife isn’t spilling details of their medical records; it’s a federal violation to even say that they were there.

I was just coming here to say that. Even in admitting he did such a terrible thing, he still is more concerned about his own life. What a monster.