This is every job in the United States.

(without reading the article at all)

“Topping it off with supertrucks like the TRX and the Raptor which are a great way for dentists to advertise their midlife crisis.”

Regarding political stickers and “trump trucks:”

Agreed but can you imagine the headlines? “THE RADICAL WOKE LEFTISTS ARE COMING FOR YOUR TRUCKS!” Goddamn it... now I did it. This comment will probably be picked up and repeated on Fox before lunchtime.

Jesus, throw a miniskirt on him and he could be a go-go dancer.

ACAB

If you’re already a billionaire, taxes are not a thing.

That’ll be that Christian compassion I keep hearing about.

One anecdote I remember that is emblematic of your point: There’s a video from a couple years ago of him screaming at a bunch of high schoolers for wearing masks before he did a speaking event at their school. While I’m normally one to overestimate how stupid this country is, he’s gotta be painting with a pretty…

FWIW, the “Boomers control everything” issue is going to solve itself in about ten years. And hey, Boomers also make up 55% of Florida’s population, so the state's going to socially collapse before they sink into the ocean. Which is nice.

LMAO, his team used a Disney movie?! He is so bad at politics, God Florida is one of those shitholes the former guy loves. 

Doesn’t the Star Wars video ironically violate Disney copyright? Did DahSantis get a cease and desist yet? Did he not learn his lesson the last time a fictional cartoon mouse kicked his ass?

Ron Desantis is the Ted Cruz of Adolf Hitlers!

Wrong wheel drive?

Cue the, “I told my assistant to take care of it and it’s their fault for not doing it.”

Deplorable is the perfect word to describe these miserable people. I’ve never seen a more miserable (agrieved, angry, visibily unhappy) crowd in my life. Right after Clinton made her comment, I was in the grocery store and an older woman came in wearing a shirt that said “Proud Deplorable” - and man was she a bitter,…

Imminent:

You can’t equate all Orcas as killers. The vast majority are likely just regular whales with a passion. ;)

“The most recent attack took only 15 minutes in silence with both rudders being bitten off...”