If you’re in the market for a new Corvette, please be aware that there are kids on your lawn you need to yell at, and the clock on your VCR is still blinking midnight...

Gone in Sixty Seconds Description of most Ferrari Owners.

Because, like the rest of America, he hates Tom Brady.

Maybe more Galactica 1980

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OH MY ZOD!

So, they add a moustache to a Superman rather than CG one out.

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

I like it! I’m excited for this thing. 

What’s with all the Corvette bashing here? It’s almost like you people don’t like cars or something. This thing looks great, even with the wacko camo. Looks like a Ferrari, you say? Yeah, well dolphins look like sharks, too...and they both look cool.

this was my first thought on seeing the header image

“There was something therapeutic about the constant drone of the entire powertrain whenever I would floor the accelerator. The day when the transmission exploded at 60k miles was the saddest day of my life.”

I had to sit on the idea for a few minutes until Judy Greer came to mind, but I was rather proud of the idea.

I dunno. I kinda like the CH-R thingy in the same way I liked the Juke. Both are, less than the classical definition of pretty, but certainly eye catching. Sorta like when you see a girl at the bar who is not at all you type, but still uniquely kinda attractive. Not a Barbara Palvin (a Ferrari to keep the car…

If they’re smart, they’ll cast Judge Reinhold as their jackass boss.

Haha yup. Kay Bee, Sears, Alexanders, The Wiz, Radio Shack.

Brown one pound of ground beef with a diced onion. Drain and add one can of Ro-Tel, drained. Season to taste with your preferred hot sauce. Serve on a hamburger bun, sour cream optional, with a Dr. Pepper on the side. You’re welcome.

I was brought home from the hospital in a black 77 Trans Am, 400 poncho, 4-speed. It was my mom’s favorite car of all time and it all started with this movie. My first childhood memory is being smashed against the red backseat of my dad’s 455 swapped 81 NASCAR pacecar Trans Am while listening to Bad Moon Rising by…

america is the best country in the world. it is the best country in the world. america’s freedom is the best freedom. america has the best stuff. the best government, the best army. other countries pretend they have good stuff but america’s stuff is the best stuff. ignore the hunger, disease, pain and suffering…