Oh boy. *cracks knuckles* this is my moment.

That one has a nice fart can....

All choices have consequences.

This makes me feels so good with humanity in general, as opposed to the pretty much everything else in the news right now.

Biggest subway failure since Jared.

Police still have to file a report since they were dispatched. You can save your outrage for now

I always thought that "canadian football" was another term for kicking your snow blower when it won't start. I learned something new today. Thank you.

catalytic converters are probably the reason why we don't need an oxygen mask to go outside, yet.

I manage to peel back the leather seat top to find a rather luxurious looking commode, with a nice cherry or walnut frame. It had obviously never been used, ever. Why this moment of clarity came to me, I do not know. Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and…