What’s the reason for Dolores having her tech wipe most (a third) of the hosts? I’m confused by the reasoning.

Either Baez sits his ass down after striking out, or he swings the bat at the pitcher.

Time to GHOST him.

Very nice gesture. 

You are now the next president of the united states.

Aaron Schlossberg Can Fuck Right Off /legitmately

Huh?

Is this like the Moral Panic described by this weeks episode of Legion?

I’ll believe it when I see it. Disney/Marvel are all about 4 quadrant appeasement for the masses. An R-Rated “Disney” movie? nope. It’ll have to be under a different banner.

PS, they should have done a Lando movie and not a Han Solo movie. We’ve known Han for Episode 4,5,6 and 7.

Throw this Solo movie down the well.

Cavs have NOBODY on their roster. Jordan Clarkson, a guy they traded for is that worthless that he can’t get on the court when JR smith is 0/11 with 0 points?!?!?!

Only in sports can you act like a crazy person and have it called “passion.” Well, as long are you’re not punching yourself in the face like the guy from last week.

Tom Ley has lost his damn mind. What has Deadspin done to the poor fellow?

...their Designated Ball User dribbles a Morse Code War and Peace into the hardwood in 22-second chapters.

Chris was literally stat padding with all the buckets at the end of the game. Literally.

The only thing better in basketball right now than Lebron losing is the Rockets getting exposed after spending a year reTOOLing and yapping about team until to get toyed with like little kids in game 1. Barring a lapse in focus on game two, the Warriors should just go ahead and sweep them.

Fun in my baseball? GTFO

That’s absurdly close.

And they just got Chris Bryant to fly out. Braves win again. Braves win makeup game with the Cubs.