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“I just wish [Final Fantasy VIII]’s main character weren’t this pretty boy shithead,” is exactly what I said when I first saw squall, so it’s not like pretty boy shit heads are new to the franchise

Last seen image of David Brooks:

The Porte wreck on the downhill was scary.

Oh, sweetie. You’re allowed to dislike his work. The thing is, you didn’t give a single actual reason for disliking it. So, like, it’s a bit hard to respect your opinion on the matter, since you didn’t actually give one.... Y’know?

The number of articles that are appealing to me have decreased by the month. Three pages of articles and perhaps two will be interesting. Cosplay, anime, political piece, manga, photos of japan, ads 1-3, three articles about Nintendo, esports, Overwatch...

What a time to be alive.

“Cassius Marsh is known for tackling ball carriers as a professional linebacker, but the Seattle Seahawk’s 6’4”, 245-pound frame recently proved entirely useless in the mental athletics of Magic: the Gathering.”

It seems to me that if Magic is something you care about you should be building him up for being such an advocate, why go so negative? This guy seems like a good dude and he has common interest with you, so why not celebrate his contribution to the community?

That’s what I’m saying. This is some school yard shit.

“mental athletics” *commence eyeroll sequence*

unathletic nerd writer gloating that a beefy pro athlete lost in a nerd thing

What’s with all the shade though?

Not if he keeps doing it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

One step forward, one step back.

What Broke Donnie Moore?

This piece was originally published in the February, 1990 issue of GQ. It is reprinted here with the author’s