Pretty sure the idea of an eclair is suppose to be “all awesome, all the damn time”

No one ever talks about my trip to Disney World!  THAT got cancelled and hasn’t been rescheduled!  What about that???

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

Sometimes I think the internet was invented so that white folks can say nigger without any consequence.   

We’re using Zoom to replace classroom interactions in my school. We’ve looked into this problem and have solutions that prevent this happening to us.

I feel really bad for all the people at Naughty Dog who probably crunched super hard to try and meet their delayed launch date only for it to be delayed again.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/hes-18-and-wants-to-hang-with-his-boys-his-mom-hasnt-been-able-to-stop-him/2020/03/29/95f192fc-7136-11ea-b148-e4ce3fbd85b5_story.html

She’s a vegetarian who hates most vegetables

Restaurants in Birmingham are sending home citizens and green card holders so they can apply for unemployment benefits, so the ones who stay working are the undocumented, people with work permits, DACA, etc.

You bet your fucking ass there’s gonna be a Peter Berg film about the Coronavirus where Mark Wahlberg plays a doctor beating up the Coronavirus and leaving it blind on one eye.

glad to know among the unavailability for paid sick leave for their employees they’re going to expose their goddamn underpaid workers to a plethora of idiots who probably are carrying covid-19 for a free taco each. 

You could’ve at least wiped up when you were done. Christ, it’s everywhere.

Robbie is so good in this movie. The way Harley ticks off psychoanalytical commentary from time to time just floored me. The physical comedy, my god. Coming out of paralysis on the couch ... roller skate stomp-kicks ... yes, the love for the egg sandwich. There’s this one second bit she does with her eyes (I wish I…

Binging with Babish beat them to the punch a month ago.

As the heroes finalize plans to hide away the Infinity Stones, Doc Doom shows up in Wakanda to steal the Soul Stone, which is exactly the sort of thing he does.

I know the guy who wrote that

All this talk about William Goldman and “comic-book movies,” but no mention of The Princess Bride?

the high-energy clip gave a glimpse at a possible, long-awaited shift in Harley and Ivy’s relationship

Yes. Fuck that one oddly specific guy, indeed.

This honestly isn’t true, because the demographics Sanders has staked his campaign on are unreliable voters. They couldn’t even carry him to the Democratic nomination, much less carry him to victory in a general election. Frankly, as much as it pains Bernie’s fans to hear, Biden has more of a chance of appealing to…