How the fuck is that funny, Nick? HOW? 

Freedom of speech doesn’t include freedom from consequences. Words have power, and honestly, the last thing we need is his skin running around the DMZ spouting homophobic slurs while murdering people. 

I tell my children that their bargaining posture is highly dubious when they ask to borrow money, instead of just asking for money. They don’t have jobs. 

Sit down, Bobby. 

I adore this movie.

Can I buy this even before it hits the theater? Because I will. Gladly. 

I had it last night. I can definitely do without the cheese sauce. Also, didn’t Pizza Hut have a pretzel crust for a while there? I haven’t been to them in years, but I’m pretty certain. 

I would give it a D. Some of the storylines just drop off, the villains vacillated between being villains and being good, and the substitute for ambrosia infuriated me.

Also, Fast and Furious is now officially a part of the DCU. 

I watched it again recently for research for my podcast, and I audibly groaned “AGAIN?” after his portrayal in the second movie. Nothing has changed. 

Okay. I did a podcast series on the Ghostbusters quartet of movies, and the thing that I will maintain until I die is that while part one was pretty bad for Ernie, it was expected due to the fact that this was a role originally written for a bigger star, and once that star didn’t take the role, his lines were reduced…

Isn’t it Mumbo sauce? I was only in Waldorf for a few years, but they never shut up about it, so it is seared into my brain. 

Hi, Tina. 

I was coming to say exactly this. I adore the Scan & Go option. The lines in Sam’s Club are often obscene, and walking past them never fails to make me happy. 

Kirk Cameron has got to stop trying to make fetch happen. 

Or you can just play Perfect Dark which is one hundred times better than Goldeneye in multiple ways. 

The fact that one got a DVD release and Surf Ninjas will never see the light of day makes me weep as I play my Game Gear. 

You left out Surf Ninjas. 

HK-47 has thoughts, meatbag. 

HAHA. That’s what The Rock gets. Take that, Dwayne!