I love your reviews, Nathan. They often bring me to tears.

I still find Loaded to be his magnum opus, but his Strange library is beloved as well. 24 Deep, too.

Ah, heck. All of them. Other than Suicide Note.

I’m guessing that he didn’t tell her that he was acting like a racist, so in reality, he was acting like a racist.

The fact that you didn’t mention Brotha Lynch Hung or X-Raided in this article AT ALL shows that your research is not valid.

As I said during Marshall (excellent movie, please watch it)...

Eh... Walter Scott says otherwise.

What you need to know about Shadow of War’s Controversial Loot Boxes:

They are optional. You can get them if you want.

(TL;DR version)

HELL NAH!

Is this the one that can charge the Switch?

Is this the one that can charge the Switch?

The worst part of that is because bum ass Corbin already wasted his MITB Case (against Jinder, of all people. Really. Jinder. He got Jindered), there will be no surprise endings, and thus, the match will likely whomp.

That’s not Hank. That is clearly Cotton.

Nah.

I bet Ms. Decker is the kind of person who’ll offer to sing at your wedding as her ‘gift’.

Is this where the white folks are supposed to meet to protest this article? Am I late?

It will never stop irritating me that in Career Mode, my player, who is supposed to be the best prospect in high school, or college or wherever, cannot make a consistent layup or shoot at all outside of the key as a point guard.

Hero.

I will be. I promise. But I’m going to start with being mad at her.

I’m mad at her.

He must have lost.

I hope that Snyder goes to Six Flags, gets on one of his shitty rides and it malfunctions, throwing him from a very high height right onto the pavement below, hopefully landing on Bruce Allen.