This is good Kinja.

This is starting to sound like the Space Olympics.

Meh.

One thing about Pokemon Go that I’ve noted is that it’s popularity is eerily reminiscent of the app that Valentine put out on The Kingsmen. I’m kinda waiting for Freebird to start playing.

Those sound like dancing reasons. I’d dance if I wasn’t the sixth, seventh or eighth man and was making 70 million.

Kay. I’d still cry. I’d laughcry. I’d do the fucking moonwalk. I’d buy a baby. Cash.

Big, snot bubble tears. Choking over my words and stuff. Hiccupping. Erethang.

I’d cry too if I were getting paid $70 million to score 8.4 points and get 4 rebounds per game for two straight seasons.

Bravo. For years, people have said that athletes and celebrities should get involved. Welp, some of those folks saying it then have become our athletes and celebrities now. I hope that this swells into a larger group, and leads to some sort of change.

I guess she was born to hand jive.

Of course he will. He ain’t got shit else to do. I’d caution Donald, though. If his fans see him, they will undoubtedly write Tebow in on the ballot as Vice President.

“So then, I told Greg he could suck my ass, and he cried like a baby. THAT’S how I conquered my demons.”

That’s one of your favorites?

Dope. I’m at that. Zen is going to have to take a step back for a while.

“He was hacked” message forthcoming...

Ha Ha.

I was in a game where a guy kept calling back court. He also called for full court presses constantly.