Patrick Stewart didn’t look that young when he WAS that young

that one “girl” on Stargirl is in Ian Ziering territory

Waldron > Loveness

He was fantastic in Casino Royale

The whole Liquid Television/non-corporate animation stuff they aired was fantastic

Should be up against his barber

Mayor McCheese & Captain Crook have the transfats on deck

Paul Giamatti scammers rake in the dough

So please inquire and get back to us: what's his secret???

If Fiona The Hippo can clear $200, for sure Dan LeBatard the Hippo can bring in $210

Golden Oreos

you might want to start inquiring about a divorce attorney you know

sounds like the huffing of all those chemicals finally rotted his brain. Who knew.

Once a man shows his whole ass to the world looking like popper’d up Tommy Lee Jones in JFK, he’s done. He has succumbed, fully, to a dark twisted fantasy life.

The one place I’d like to see something like this is on Lord Kinbote. I mean, I love the guy from the inner earth, but sometimes he’s a bit wonky.

absolutely; but i have been moved by The Void’s loneliness, I hear it in their voice: they just want a friend.

I hear John Oliver has a void in need of a new friend

He had four kids, so he didn't hate it that much.

Fuck Kanye West.

I feel like I heard this on True Detective Season 2