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Fuck Black Ted Nugent

Bootleg ass Sergio Tacchini logo

I am a grown ass man who will forever sing a little “sitting on the toilet waiting for my bowels to move I gotta doodoo what I gotta doodoo” when I’m dropping that deuce

It always bothered me just how much the movie Soul Man was shown on OTA UHF channels in the late 80s early 90s, to say nothing that it never should've been made at all, and torpedoed the blossoming career of C. Thomas Howell.

Butch Romero was clearly the most deranged Joker, as you gotta be an All Timer psychopath to cover your face with greasepaint OVER your mustache. Just absolutely gdamn terrifying.

My first love is her voice.

You can take a stab at him too, right through his heart. Because he's a Nazi.

How bout that Weisz-Craig family tho? Rachel Weisz out here reminding her husband she was kicking ass when he was still whining about a Queen

The only bodily fluids thing I’m down for is porta-potty or bathroom hijinks; in that case tho, it’s more about the expectation of privacy and peace, a brief respite, and the shattering of they believe in the most awful of ways.

He finally had dinner with the president, so is it time for him to get fucked with no Vaseline?

should’ve been Jimmy Buckets on there

Hes talking all this trash cuz he’s not just promoting his DIGITS bourbon, he’s also a customer. Every morning.

Pip is having a "midlife crisis" and is really on one right now for everyone to see. I'm glad he's got his DIGITS he's out here promoting but he's also using it pretty frequently

When he started drinking DIGITS at 9am every day. That man's not just promoting his bourbon, he's also a regular user.

she could be a boogaloo gal , and that non-profit she works for could be the NRA

Faith No More’s The Real Thing came out in ‘89, so I can't see how it wasnt the best year of the 80s for music

“Be thou not afraid! No harm will come unto thee!”

Those cherry red briefs, rawr!

He’ll be on 23 hour lockdown for a while, but soon enough he’ll be known as Dicksucker Derek