I always thought Neil Patrick Harris was a good dude, huh

It’s Florida. That guard could’ve domed him and said he was in fear for his life. That’d be all she wrote for Antonio. And if he starts that shit in Liberia, he’ll be shot soon enough.

you misspelled “Tomorrowland”

I am 100% happy to throw him somewhere else

The bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps, bc its Michael Winslow

“the world may never know”

I still dont know who’s bigger, him or Adibisi

it’s weird, in the city, the big ones are easier to get, coke, smack, mdma. But in the suburbs one county over, it’s easier to find 2CB, CP3, or whatever the hell someone in their extended network of dopeheads cooked up from Pickal. The discerning city resident wants exactly what he wants for the state of mind they…

Used to be you’d go to the corner bar in my city and whatever you want you could score there, and drink and use til 5am among the movers and shakers of the community, judges, attorneys, doctors, c-suiters, shit out of their mind at 3:30am on a Wednesday.

Don’t forget the ghoulish Betsy DeVos, coowner of the Magic. The rest of the DeVos family and where that Amway money goes should be considered, too.

Just an FYI to everyone, Hugo Chavez has been dead a long fucking time. Murderous Mustachioed Maduro is Venezuela’s current living dictator.

ejaculate him with trey songz

FOH WITH YOUR LIST #1 AH AH AH

My adopted father, a Bahamian-American man, fashioned himself some kind of black cowboy, and loved all things country and western. Musically, this was his guy.

Lemme keep this 1000: states have involuntary commitment laws, and it's pretty easy to file a petition. If you know people like this, they are your friends, your kin, your neighbor, a public figure in your community, you can file a petition when they act like this. The lack the ability to distinguish fantasy from…

the most compassionate action for these folks would be a large double dose of phenobarbital and potassium chloride 

From what the nurse says, those folks 100%, absolutely deserve to die.

I love this man.

The first time I finger banged was in the social hall of Temple Judea, watching Sophie’s Choice