Instead of filming a third movie, I think they should just continue to hiss at each other on social media and in interviews for a while. It’s probably as embarrassing as a third movie would be, and like a final movie, I will still watch it.

I miss the movie premieres of that time. People didn’t get all gussied up, they just made a fun evening of it and she and Johnny always showed up stoned and dressed like scarecrows.

“People who I really respect talk about “relevance” but I’m like, “I don’t care, leave me alone.””

yes indeed!

This is literally my relationship.

Yup. Very photoshop. Many smooth. So youth. Wow.

After Twin Peaks we like Jim Belushi now.

You know what this means?

Though the White House is most certainly not a dump, a giant piece of shit did get thrown into the Oval Office recently.

So...you’re saying the 2016 election could have been a “glitch?” Because I’m good with that interpretation.

And a 60ish neurotic guy dating Julia Roberts and a 70ish guy dating Helen Hunt. Kate Winslet is an old hag in WoodyWorld.

A couple of big problems. Encryption only works when everyone in the loop is doing it all the time. It only takes the FBI to intercept one voice mail from Ivanka saying “Hon forgot the new password to the other account can you text me?” to open it all up. If one IT guy decides he doesn’t want to risk being part of a…

Strong username/post combo.

Russian Conspiracy Twitter was absolutely giddy about this when the news first broke over the weekend. Because yes: now Mueller has cause to subpoena the whole server, and all the shady shit the Org probably has stored there is going to come to light.

Yes. You should care about other people. You should be in favor of social justice. It shouldn’t be that hard to understand. I don’t care if social justice makes you uncomfortable sometimes. It’s a lot better than the alternative.

Listen, if the Trump family members didn’t have private email addresses, how would they be able to secretly communicate with their Russian overlords?

Does Grindr count?

It’s called a lede, you dipshit. Not a lead. If you’re going to lecture somebody for their supposedly lacklustre editing, the least you can do is get the term right.

No one is saying they are exactly the same. The thing they have in common is circumventing the Federal Records Act. Which is the statute that supposedly warranted the ‘lock her up’ chants.

I started to type “unbelievable”, but then I realized that was a lie, because of course this response is exactly what you would expect from his ilk.