Accurate, except for misplaced decimal point: 1.2 minutes.

A friend once ran into them at an airport and during the conversation SJP called her husband “Matty”.

Or, as John Oliver puts it, the apple doesn’t fall far from the orange.

Only if someone presumes to call me ‘Mrs’ (never married) do I get all “it’s Doctor, actually” in their face.

Condemning an entire group of people on the basis of the behaviour of a few is the very definition of racism.

I came across a Dutch expression for our ilk just the other day.

Don Ho’s?

Oh hell yeah. In this scenario that ran through my mind, she was a middle-aged woman, and she was like, ok then, Game On.

“Run for governor, and you can have a residence there.”

As far as I can tell, like most other people on the planet they are both bewildered and disgusted by Hair Twitler.

FAKE NEWS!!!!!

At least I’m not Catriona Perry. But I swear I have President Trump Stress Disorder,

I watched The Office from behind sofa cushions.

Get to fuck, Ivanka.

Does anyone agree that it’s likely that COMEY has tapes? Because I find it impossible to believe that the Director of the FBI wasn’t somehow wired at all times when on duty.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: