You just know Brad had to have some really good dirt on Angelina to get her to drop her scorched earth plan and commit to this so-called “united front”.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

I do, too. But if I was using it something official, particularly something as prominent as a magazine cover, I would check first.

I tell the two symbols apart with a mnemonic device that associates the arrow pointing up with an erect penis. I know I’m not the only one who does this, at least I hope not.

Please do tell how countries like Canada or England manage to stay afloat with “entitlement programs” such as universal healthcare, and why it is such a difficult thing for the US, where kids can get killed just for being at school, to do so. How is it not a huge burden in other countries but somehow unacceptable for…

This is the time for us to act like a progressive version of the Tea Party and flood our senators’ offices with strong NO to Sessions, and then NO to all these other extreme right wing picks. We don’t have to suggest who they should vote for; we don’t have to ask them to please listen; we have to tell them that we are…

LaToya knows what’s up.

Reality stars in the white house. Who next? The Situation in the situation room? Those weirdo Duggars running Children and Family Services?

I remember her from the first season of civilian Apprentice. Omarosa was arguing with a teammate who, at one point, said, “That’s the pot calling the kettle black.” Omarosa accused the other woman of being racist because...she used the word black? After the episode aired or she was fired, she gave several interviews…

MommaKris probably is ready to turn off the money spigot.

He’s mentally ill. And he’s certainly more talented than Beyonce.

Kanye is fucked up but he isn’t talentless.

Maybe Sheesh means the part where he owns a website that is home to some of the most virulent racists and misogynists on earth and brushes it off as “free speech” bullshit?

They also don’t talk about it as if they’re the ONLY PEOPLE EVER to successfully navigate a divorce, co-parenting, and remaining friends with your ex.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

The DNC nominated the person who got the most votes. By a lot.

If you want to cast aspersions, though, cast aspersions on the people in the Democratic party who were secretly (or not so secretly) hoping for a Trump nomination, because they thought he’d be a walkover.* Cast aspersions on the people inside the Clinton…

Well.... President Obama is a Constitutional Law scholar, and a successful politician, and generally a pretty cerebral guy.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir’s agreement to perform is a major controversy among Mormons. Some say it’s a government event and their performance is a show of support for American government. Others say that it would be one thing to perform at a 4th of July celebration, but its another to perform at the inauguration…