Happy people don’t cheat. Happy people don’t lie to their partners or seek out fulfillment of things they won’t communicate to those they supposedly care about. This must be some definition of “happy” that I missed, other than maybe “bullshit smiling plasticine liars pretending to be happy.” Maybe that’s it.

This feels like a more roundabout way of saying ‘there’s a hole in my life that can only be filled by a different person’, which comes back around to the source of the problem being a deficiency in the person that decided to cheat, which pretty neatly makes the problem lie in you, the cheater. Yeah, you can dress it…

Rice bags work too. I have the world’s coldest feet, so I know these things ;)

This whole falling for a streamer/cam girl seems to be the 21st century version of falling for the girl at the counter.

An hour and fifteen minutes away? Some people’s daily commute is longer than that...

This is deceitful.

Sure, you’re using up inedible leftovers, but you’re also using electricity or gas to heat the oven to get the same effect as a scented candle would have. I’m not sure this is a decent trade-off.