This begs the question of how did she discover the addiction in the first place, it isnt everyday that one says to themselves that they have a hankering for a drink of petrol.

Is it me or that telescope look slightly charred?

"and don't even get them started on Stuxnet"

I am going to suggest the Smart Pen Scratch remover, the scratches they remove are just wax pencil marks and not real scratches so it really tells us about the quality of this product.

Man, i used to love Mad magazines, my brother would buy each issue and then give it to me to read.

Oh dear god, here comes the stream of Half Life 3 announcements.

I am going to say Lamborghini, we all know the reason the Lamborghini hypercar exists today because Enzo Ferrari was being a dick and told Lamborghini that he should stick to tractors and not sports cars and boom, Lamborghini said fuck you, i'll go build my sports car and now Lamborghini are still getting up Ferrari's…

what about those people who dont have a twitter, facebook or Gmail account?

For the love of god, dont trip over anywhere near it.

Yeah, its just a bug.

Does your nose have to bleed to be able to put it up there? I wouldnt mind the smell of bacon all day.

The pleasure of a butt-plug with the thrill of having your balls lightly squeezed.

Seriously, these eggheads have no sense of humor, if i was a NASA scientist i would have said it was a UFO refueling and then sat back and watched the hilarity ensue.

What about Foghorn Leghorn? he has to be my favourite Looney tunes characters, and then Wile E. Coyote, Genius.

Please do the Adelaide Street circuit.

The thing she is forgetting is that without gamers she wouldnt have a job.

This kinda makes sense... Microsoft was a key backer for the HD-DVD format and Sony was a key backer with Blu-Ray... pop quiz, who won that battle?

Shh... its a secret, don't tell anyone.