All those reposts, and nobody fixed “teen’s.” So that’s the kind of people we’re dealing with.

“All I’m asking for is a story that meets basic levels of coherence from start to finish.”

“Certainly doesn’t help that the character models themselves look to be a significant step down in quality from FFVIIR, which is baffling considering it’s the same developer, so why don’t the teams learn from each others’ success?”

“But we should be excited by the actual game, not prerendered trailers.”

Metal Gear is a cute game, but Metal Gear 2 is a masterpiece. 

Same thing as “It’s-a me-a, Mario.” Except the voice actor in this case read “a” with a long “a” sound and nobody noticed.

I think he’s bullshitting us. There was definitely a bug.

This is the kind of rant someone goes on when they're really high.

The author doesn’t seem to be aware that this demo is an exact copy of the 2-minute demo for the original Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

As someone who read the comic way before the movie was even announced, I can say with authority that the game is much better than the comic or the movie.

Some people are better at looking through files than creating them.

Oh, Razer made an Anne Pro. 

If red switches are making noise, you’re bottoming out.

Special shout-out to the fact that it automatically supports my 21:9 monitor, too. I was pleasantly surprised.

Also using a controller on PC. The movement is totally fine. Using the tendrils with the right stick is a little awkward but I’ve gotten better at it. It seems like you can’t just choose a direction and grab whatever is that way—you need to actually be precise with the distance for certain things, which is tough on…

I’m really impressed with the story and character development in FFVIIR. They turned what used to be kind of shallow into a deep drama. What I don’t like is that the gameplay is kind of a step backward from the PSX/PS2 FF games. Maybe VII in particular wasn’t that deep, but it seemed like there was a lot more to…

By “takes a bit of getting used to,” you mean it’s hilariously fun when you first start out because of how goofy the controls seem, and then you realize 200 hours later that you’ve become a super saiyan god with unreal reflexes and can control your flying car down to the pixel at 100 mph while calculating absurd…

I like the obvious Kirbies and Metroids and Castlevanias, but here are some that are very dear to me:

I thought this series was really poorly, lazily animated. The action scenes are a joke, and the dialogue scenes are basically just still frames. I stopped watching halfway through the series.

What is the movie in the header image?