I guess “This game uses a single joycon” with the other two controller options crossed out is only for the demo.

In addition to what MisterMcGibblets said, trademarks are managed by the USPTO, a government agency. This is a First Amendment issue.

They’re not asking Activision to use fake cars. They're asking them to obtain a license like everyone else does.

The symptoms sound a lot like what I’ve been going through for the past several years. I’m glad an organization was brave enough to call this disorder what it is instead of pretending it doesn’t exist because of pressure from the industry. The corporate responses I read on Polygon sure sound a lot like when the…

As it includes “persistent or recurring” behavior, it seems like it’s both a disorder and an addiction in the nonchemical sense of the word.

I like how the tagline for John Wick 3 is “Every action has consequences.” It confirms that it is a movie with a plot in which events lead to other events. It really amps me up.

Great poem. *snaps fingers*

Yeah but this has the word “cloud” in it, so it’s cool.

Funny to note that Sony has been talking about cloud gaming for close to 20 years, and their first concept for PS3 was a system where computing was done over a network. And now they’re arriving to the scene late? Oops.

It’s evidence that disproves total adherence to a practice. I was in at least 3 ramen shops and didn’t ever hear audible slurps from any of the Japanese people around me. Sounded just like the ramen places in the U.S.

I went to Japan and didn’t hear Japanese people slurping noodles, so it must not be a necessity to do so in Japan. I’ll just keep repeating myself until your small, gray brain understands.

I said nothing of the sort. I said it’s not necessary to slurp noodles in Japan. Get the fuck out of here with your attitude.

The SP is incredibly uncomfortable to play. I simply could not play certain games that use the shoulder buttons a lot, like Metroid: Zero Mission or Mega Man Zero, until I got a grip that expanded the form factor.

Oh man, you just made me HATE that shot. Brings back so many painful memories. My knees are still fucked up to this day probably from trying to snap the controller in half over them, after that kind of bullshit buzzer-beater in NBA Jam.

Totally agreed with you, but I want to add one thing: I think the whole way a 5-minute major works is so flawed. Unlimited goals for the whole duration? I could see capping it at 2 instead of 1 because of the longer duration, but allowing them to just keep scoring and scoring seems like a broken policy. If it makes it…

This is maybe unrealistic, but I would really like to see this version of the game work as a New Game+ with the original’s save data. I would love to replay the game with the new content without having to completely redo everything else as well. I wonder if this is a possibility. It’s 2019 after all.

Watching conservatives/libertarians who usually denounce any type of outrage or entitlement try to deal with this one has me shoving popcorn into my mouth. Now they’re the ones who are outraged? Over this?

It was also considered political before the Cival War. We've only gone back 160 years in our thinking, nbd.

“Us or them” mentality. If minorities aren’t completely subjugated and underfoot, us white people are better off dead.

None of your wiki-spewing has anything to do with my point, impressive as your multitude of paragraphs seems. My point, again, is that more people speak both English and Finnish than both Finnish and Japanese. Your whole dubious point about Finnish being closer to Japanese isn’t relevant at all because clearly nobody…