Most people will come away from this information thinking diet drinks are dangerous, but the real scary thing is that since there is actually not causation here, people who drink diet drinks can’t just stop drinking diet drinks to prevent these things. They’re going to happen anyway!

Oh man, I am so tempted by some of those. Not least of all the $150 Bad Dudes in A+ condition.

Fairness = communism.

Maybe I’m just a naïve pedestrian, but why is the fuel tank positioned in such a way that makes it possible to rupture in a head-on collision like this? It just seems like they’re asking for trouble.

The photo at the top of this article just looks like it came out of a video game now. Graphics have gotten so good that they’re making real life look fake.

It’s sad that this is what passes for “a healthy willingness to experiment.”

But people knew this about entertainment in the past. While it’s not always true, it has been believed for a long time that, generally, challenging things are good and fun things are mediocre. Saying you enjoy things that aren’t 10.5 AAA masterpieces is like someone in the ’70s saying they enjoy things that aren’t Citi…

Sorry if I don’t jump out of my seat applauding a studio that took 4+ years to rehaul a game into the bare minimum of what was promised. They made this so “classic Halo multiplayer could live on throughout the 2010s,” but it’s only become playable in 2019. Hmm.

Dude, the Wii sold well to just about every demographic. It wasn’t the destination for hardcore players, but I can assure you many had it hooked up to HDMI2. (Or component/composite as the case may be.)

I would think that dog looks fake, except my cat sat like a statue without blinking for about two minutes straight, staring right at me, through my bedroom doorway this morning because he was waiting for food. It got to the point where I started to think someone killed and stuffed my cat. I got a nice video of him…

Yes. Jump right in. You will have a ton of questions, but you might not find that they are worth finding answers to. If you really need to know, look things up after the fact.

If you weren’t getting 75% of your kills from machine gun fire, you weren’t playing right. On all but the easiest difficulties, enemies almost always easily evaded missile fire in the AC games I’ve played. Aiming your machine gun ahead of your target is the only way you could consistently cause damage against enemy…

Simple answer to a stupid question: if it repulses you, it’s probably not meant to be consumed.

Oddly enough, a hotel I stayed at recently in Tallahassee (I know, just kill me) had these on the wall.

Because paying your rent using savings would’ve been very fiscally responsible. 

I wasn’t sold on the hate until I saw the actual twitter feed about this. All of her miserable failures aside, what could this person even be teaching other humans? Like what is the actual content of the sessions?

Maybe she’s living a fulfilling life in some other way. No need to shame.

Man, I only read two Jalopnik articles today, and it looks like I picked the right ones.

This sounds a little too good to be true.

They don’t. The ones that do just have a car as a symbol of power and status and Uber everywhere anyway.