Great idea. All we need now are several more buns and a bunch of friends, and it’s a meal.

So it’s a sci-fi game now?

I didn’t really think there was a significant difference between gyms and challenges. Still felt the same, plot-wise. I don’t think they need to go full open-world; all they really need to do, in my opinion, is just write a good story for once, have some good side-quests and challenges, and add at least a little…

I don’t mind simple RPG mechanics—I’m enjoying the heck out of Dragon Quest XI, after all. But it’s the dullness and repetitiveness of the stories in these games combined with how utterly linear they are that bores me to tears. Nearly the only thing you have to escape to is a collectathon.

I feel like the changes would make the game more fun to me, someone who has only played 1.5 Pokemon games. Good lord, they are boring.

The recent push to overthrow sexist archetypes and stereotypes also exists for a reason—because it’s a good idea and hard to disagree with. People are ready for fair representation and more varied stories. 2,000+ years of archetypes is enough already.

A comp lit piece about Super Mario Odyssey and old stories, and not one mention of Homer. Wow. Super Mario Odyssey should’ve been called Super Mario Iliad.

None of those seem very expensive at all. I need to get the hell out of New York.

Thats a lot of Mickeys for one puzzle. I thought there were maybe a dozen Mickeys at most.

Thats a lot of Mickeys for one puzzle. I thought there were maybe a dozen Mickeys at most.

There’s no demo on the PlayStation store.

Less reductive version: $40 is too much for the most bare-bones version of a game released 30 years ago that we all have a copy of, plus visualizers and screensavers running behind it.

I recently replayed the entirety of RRT4 and started off with the D-pad because I was using a PS4 controller and couldn’t get into the menu on my PS3 to turn on the analog setting. After not being able to win races in the second difficulty, I said “fuck that” and dug out my half-functional PS3 controller to play with…

Not only did you rank Aliens above Alien, but Alien didn’t even make the list? Are you fucking kidding me?

I got it! I tend to get my aunt and uncle board games for Christmas because they have a huge collection, but they don’t have many modern favorites. I got them Catan last time and they loved it.

I got it! I tend to get my aunt and uncle board games for Christmas because they have a huge collection, but they…

Teris on PS3 really was the ultimate version. It had literally everything I’d ever want from Tetris, including 4-player couch play, online play, and lots of weird modes (that were all really well thought out!). I just don’t see how adding sparkles to it adds anything to Tetris. They should’ve just made a sparkles app.

I can’t wait to see all the videos of offended fans burning their erections

Okay, and once cops realize this is happening, they still start using a different system. Until then, he’s going to be taking up  a portion of available parking all day and contributing in a small way to making the lives of everyone in the town a bit more miserable, simply because he thinks his enormous salary isn’t…

How is something that doesn’t even fulfill its stated purpose awesome? He’s still going to get a ticket for parking >2 hours on the same stretch of road.

How does moving a car parked on one spot to the spot adjacent to it avoid the 2-hour parking limit? Do they think cops are walking around and making notes of which exact spot every car is in? If they see the same car parked on the same street all day, you’re going to get a ticket. Derp.

You can get a receipt for your purchase, just like how they can show the email they got. What does that have to do with anything?