My twitter feed is comprised solely of Hannibal Buress and battle rappers bickering at each other. You are correct.

"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some tiny felt men that didn't do diddly"

No

"Well good luck with ALL THAT" - Star of a series Hulu didn't drop

Really though all they need to do is bring back Sprite that doesn't suck and I'll feel like a child again.

Sorry I'm not home right now, walking through 2001 pop radio so leave a message and I'll call you back!

Joke's on them, I spent all my money on getting drunk!

I feel too ambivalent about all of this to say anything truly seething.

Most aspiring producers and DJs I know would make you an electronic symphony for a quarter ounce of weed and some exposure. I sure they could find someone.

How couldn't you when we're so damn open for business?

I almost exclusively go to Wal-Mart past midnight and it's much less horrifying than the day time.

Only time will tell if the trade off of one stupid piece of content will be better than another.

"Why Truly Engaging Content Always Beats Clickbait" from Playbuzz

These kinds of things are funny when you stumble on them in the wild, less so when everybody points and goes HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS

It's finally in the palm of his hand.

"Read"

At least if we drowned in the thinkpieces we wouldn't have to see them anymore

I wear my old DARE t-shirt everywhere, especially to go to Taco Bell when I'm stoned. The lady at the drive thru gave me my soda for free once because of it.

I haven't seen Entourage but I'll take your word for it.

Let me stop you right there when you say that reddit contributes memes to society