Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

He wanted to be. This bit here:

Failure to secure a load? Odd, that’s how I wound up with twins.

It would be like if an angel and a pirate built a truck...

Any plans on shoving a Golf R motor in there and calling it the Ragnarok?

This pisses me off in a kind of unexpected way. The entire point of art is to evoke an emotional reaction. To take you on a journey. To immerse you. Who gives a fuck if the dog dies? It’s FICTION. It’s not a real dog and they don’t actually kill a dog to depict a dog dying. There’s a reason that being told about a…

The bottom line is that FCA has to do this, because if this knockoff is sold here, then someone else will make a knockoff that can be driven on-road. This opens the doors for all kinds of Chinese-made clones of European cars to flood the market.

This women is just so disingenuous, first she accuses “a mildly successful podcaster to a powerhouse CEO of his own company.”) like everybody wouldn’t figure out is was chris hardwick, c’mon. Then she was like I have evidence of abuse but I’m not going to release it and I’m taking a break from social media cause I…

Hi I live in a place with terrible pizza. New York pizza is SO MUCH BETTER than what the rest of us have. Go ahead, be proud of your pizza.

When you treat an operating system upgrade with the same reverence as installing an update to the Netflix app, your end users get very confused and end up bricking their systems.

ANet fired Price because she was representing the company as a terrible person. Tons of people liked her work, even Deroir has stated multiple times he liked her work and is big in the GW2 community so her blowing up on one of the largest influencers who has supported her is a huge factor.

Not participating in social media at all seems like the best thing to do these days.

I stand with the narc here.

I’m giving you a star but it’s this one because that joke was from hell.

Sounds like you have a pretty shitty imagination

If you’re making pancakes for people you hate, you can try it with Fresca.

Man, it’s a sad day to see the AV Club in the pocket of Big Soda, so soon after selling out to Big Bacon.

Is there any special quality to “lemon lime soda” as opposed to other sodas? Would club soda work?

I've been called worse. And... by a lot better people than your average gawker media commenter.

The people who come to Miami Beach for "Urban Beach Weekend" during the Memorial Day holiday complain that the large police presence stifled everyone's fun.

The driver didn't deserve this. Best part about conceal and carry is being able to put a stop to things like this... (and hopefully not get killed in the process)