I'd rather be crushed than grab a dead fish handshake. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.

I almost exclusively flush toilets with my foot.

Ok now I need an explanation as to why this works.

OMG! You live next to "Weird AL?" Count me jealous.

We stuck with the Amazon card and also use it to purchase discounted pre-paid gas cards at Publix when they go on sale at $40 for $50 worth of gas.

My Dad was stationed at Edwards AFB during the early 80s and it was common for us to hear the sonic booms from landing Space Shuttles and the, then still active, SR71. They occurred so often that people just stopped reacting to them. I do remember them shaking all of the windows in their…

Now I just need to figure out a way to turn Lego into a tax break.

"Sometimes I put both in." Science project egg volcano!

I thought this was going to be about how to fight it in court. #disappointed

Not currently compatible with the Transformer Prime

I was under the impression that it was from teflon flaking off into your food from a scratched, damaged or old pan thus "entering the environment." A new pan would of course be exempt, but whatever. According to California scientists everything causes cancer in everything anyway.

That's funny because I think teflon is a carcinogen and is a death sentence in itself.

But can I take it with me on an airplane? You know in the event that the plane crashes on an island and I need something with which to hunt food. I'm no terrorist.

I have a magnet knife rack on the wall and it holds the knives VERY firmly. The bigger the knife the more firmly it holds. I wouldn't put them on the inside of a cabinet door but this might not be a bad idea. I think the key is to get a high quality magnet to make sure that the knives stay where you put them. I…

Definitely function over form. I'll pass.

I like GT85. It's about $10 a can but totally worth it.

That test was performed under Honeycomb not ICS. I have yet to see them re-run the tests under the new version of Android which is even faster than Honeycomb.

Because the motherboard in a PC doesn't take you to work.

Also portableapps.com

To set up a block party you'd be better served going door to door, meeting the people you intend to invite and handing out flyers or something. Digital interactions will never equal the real thing. You will be more memorable in person. It's too easy for someone to say no to a digital invite there is no…