Jesus this is freaking brilliant. I simultaneously hate and love you for being able to get paid to say what everyone should be thinking. So when you do take over as Commissioner?

Since you seem new here, please review Drew's past works. Also, (sure these are proper names), but please review your spelling.

when asked for comment, Ms. Raziuddin said "I'M DOING GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT WOO I BET I COULD RUN UP THAT MOUNTAIN"

I was pretty disappointed they didnt have a moment of a silence,tribute or even mention tony in passing considering how much he meant to everyone around the league.The Padres just posted this picture on twitter with no caption, i thought it was a pretty tasteful tribute/dig at fox.

I look forward to the day where you and I are the older generation then maybe REAL change can happen coming from a Palestinian American :) Thank God for you and many like you.

The knee-jerk support for Israel from some Jewish people has always been disturbing to me. During one of the many conflicts between Israel and Palestine, a Jewish woman said that when her kids complained about their first-world problems she would tell them to think about the children suffering in Israel. And I…

For some reason, their original comment appears to have disappeared. I don't know why. Regardless, I'm dismissing them now, anyway, because I don't feel like talking to an "Israel at any cost" dipshit.

So why exactly do a bunch of people from Europe have a right to colonize an Arab country?

I dont know how far back you want to go - but the basics go something like this. After the WWII/Holocaust, there were millions of Jews with no homeland. The imperialist British used strokes of a pen to basically assign Palestine to be shared with the Jews, who already have this religious belief that it belongs to…

A bunch of Europeans stole an Arab country in 1948 (because of what other Europeans did to them - i.e. the Germans) and have spent the last 70 years trying to murder every Arab who won't leave the small remnant of the country still in Arab hands

For those who think that Israelis hate only extends to Arabs and Muslims, dont forget they have a horrible track record with racism towards Blacks and Sri lankans.

Israel didn't get fucked with for years. Jews got fucked with for years. Israel's been safe and sound since its inception, certainly since 1967. Adam Lanza did something one day. The Israeli violence and occupation has gone on for 47 years. The comparison is way too favorable to Israel.

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Wait until they realize that hating Palestinians technically makes them anti-Semites. Oopsie!

Be my guest! I kind of wanted to throw in something where a rich guy gives the big man a new crowbar since his old one has brains on it now, but I figured trying to shoehorn America in to the metaphor made it too unwieldy.

Don't forget that the little man is also incarcerated by the big man because his race is considered criminal!

Israel is like that bullied kid that got fucked with for years and then one day shoots up a school and murders 20 kids. So Israel is basically Adam Lanza. Except the UN, NATO, and the US didn't feel sorry and didn't support Adam Lanza.

You forgot the part where the big man came to little man's house, bulldozed it to the ground and called the land his own...

Kind of like West Side Story, except only the Jets have cluster bombs.*

A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.