Because she's full of shit; she got fired because she sucks donkey balls and nobody likes her, she didn't leave out of sisterly solidarity to Sherri.

Same. Been watching the whole World Cup at work on Univision stream, works really well, but I have a PC. Plus the announcers are so much better, there are no long periods of silence. As a bonus I've been brushing up on the espanol (That's "Spanish" en espanol).

We got emails here at the office saying we were at 89% capacity because too many people were streaming. I've never been prouder of my coworkers.

Really? I hopped over to them after ESPN started lagging. Great stream, high quality, and announcers who I couldn't understand but were fantastic. Watched it on my Macbook,

That's what pretty much everyone outside of the U.S. was calling it, too. Don't sour grapes this shit, man.

As opposed to every other country where they talk about their country like no other teams in the tournament. AND??

It's very American to not comprehend how a different type of tournament works.

Are you fucking kidding me? Please make a cogent argument for the case that it wasn't.

What game were you watching? Germany got lucky on their goal, and after the first 15 minutes USA was the better team.

Anyone complaining how they got through can get bent. Fuck it they drew the toughest group. Beat a longstanding hurdle, came within seconds of a great victory and appeared to be running on fumes in this game and still gave a great effort. Fuck all the haters about backing in. They made it. In the words of Ice Cube:…

Phew, Portugal just took the lead. The US is safe.

2-1 Portugal. Ronaldo

Ronaldo scores. Suck it GHANA

I don't know, man. Gonzalez just had two SOLID plays in a row.

Don't get cocky, Germany. The last time you played us the only stars you saw were on the sides of our tanks.

We'll never know why she's so worshipped, and get ready for a million comments telling you that you're jealous/racist/stupid/etc.

I am not being one of those "I hate pop culture" people because I do not in any way, but I just don't get beyonce. She's pretty and I assume talented and I can see that she is an incredible dancer, I just don't understand why people are so overly obsessed with her. I honestly would love to hear "WHY?" rather than…

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

I gotta say the Univision commentators are wonderful and spot on, the majority of the time. It's so refreshing.