Yes, because imitating someone else's ridiculous celebration is the exact same thing as screaming like a deranged lunatic, and personally attacking another player in a highly personal fashion. Exactly the same.

That's the face of a man who can't wait for his next contract so he can buy an Aston.

I love you for this comment. Simply perfect.

... and reifies occupation of the West Bank by illegal settlements.

Sodastream has 13 factories around the world. 3 of them are located in Israeli occupied territories in Palestine. The most controversial facility is in the West Bank. Many people are against the Israeli occupation of the West Bank and Gaza and the Israeli settlements there are possibly illegal under international…

I'm not sure it's as wonderful as you seem to think it is.

Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet. SodaStream is like 'Fetch', it ain't gonna happen so stop trying.

Why would you want to support them?

It's because they're profiting off of the occupation.

Tastes like Palestinian tears, if you're into that sort of thing.

Charity seeking a solution to world poverty or machine that makes soda?

Jesus, Johansson, you go the other way; you stay with Oxfam and dump the company riding the coattails of an occupation force.

Rotting means gas, and gas means pressure. By breaching the cavity with the scalpel, they released that pressure very suddenly, through a very small opening.

This segment is enough Marshawn to last forever

What-the-fuck-ever, I want these and I don't care if it makes me seem shallow. If I had 3k to spend on anything cosmetic, I'd spend it on this. I'm 10x more insecure about my lack of brows than I am about my lack of breasts.

1) Bullshit excuses;

Guys, this is the Grammys, not like...Rolling Stone or Pitchfork, which both rated Kendrick Lamar's album in the top 10 albums of 2012 (I think Pitchfork had rated it as #1). So don't fret! The Grammys are a joke.

At least Lorde can sing live.