Haha oh no, my comment record is littered with stuff I said too late at night! I try not to throw shade unless someone is super aggressive first. It was fully sincere - you’ve said lots of stuff I thought represented sound thinking and judgement. I’ve seen them around (I’ve been a Gawker reader for years, but not so…

I’m pretty sure mentioning Duggars or Kardashians makes clicks skyrocket, or they wouldn’t. This is a business like any other. Also, pretty sure the quote is actually poking fun at this a bit.

Because this is still a relevant point of consideration, I will point out (again, I did this last week, too) the comment of SelinaKyle, who mentioned Facebook acquaintances who know the woman say she has an intellectual disability. As she pointed out, this means whether this guy is taking advantage of someone who may…

I have no expertise here, whatsoever, but it’s hard to picture that actually happening. The following is NOT a defence of him, just why I think the court would have a hard time.

I’m so warned by this. I’m going to approach the DJ now, and be like “I need you to abridge this song, no nonsense, 40 seconds, please.”

This time last year every blogger in the known universe was scouring the internet for pictures of Kim and Kanye’s big day —”little angels blessing us”— while downing bottles of TUMS as our editors urged us to work harder, faster, stronger. Now, to mark a year after the event that almost sent us all to the hospital...

Thank you. It has.

It’s particularly gross because it’s a thinly-veiled attempt to normalize it - like *wink wink* Arkansas’ best kept secret! I’m normal here!

I’m absolutely furious for you. I hope you’ve never had to see him again, or that things worked out the way you needed them to.

The photo of the stoic cowboy is there because he is smoking, and so may get cancer, and so may be a candidate for medical exposure. He may or may not approve, no one is certain.

I think it’s still nice, especially in a dense crowd because it means you can’t be lost/separated as easily. I’ve never minded the work, it’s sometimes a bit of compliment, too.

I really enjoyed this, the whole time I was reading comments, I was hoping we’d get this version of it.

I didn’t consciously know this was my unit of measure, but I do now. That is the exact amount of stubble for ideal hotness.

That actually should get one. I’ve had several friends mention this to me, as if in reference to a list like this one.

I got that vibe too, but I’m thinking it’s (hopefully) not meant to be a bar, but a list of stuff a person might be surprised to know is charming, because so many guys do them.

I like your list best. It doesn’t insult, but captures actually cute stuff. I second all of them.

I go waaaaaaaay out of my way to not kill bugs. A guy getting it out, but not killing it, is the sexiest thing a guy can do with a glass.

1) Doesn’t spend all day smoking weed, everyday

I don’t think this applies to just the work environment, this is life ladder crap, too.

The “it’s not true to the source material” and “it’s not true to the time period” arguments make me want to take my helmet off in space. I shouldn’t have to explain why the first is inane, the second argument is blistering idiocy too. “You can’t have a woman in 600 AD because gender roles at this time wouldn’t allow…