As a person who is like that too, while it’s a good thing to try and get over, it will solve itself. You’ll meet someone who makes you forget you have this problem. The key is to try lots of people (if you don’t want to wait for chance...which can be a long wait), not necessarily hang in there when you aren’t feeling…

I found that unfortunate too, I know some people can’t stomach too much nice, but I think the message gets too easily misconstrued. It ultimately tells funny and nice guys it could be off-putting, or mean and lame guys that we all don’t know what we even want....

One way to get that kind of quality across is to have a little spot about what you’re looking for, which can imply this stuff for you. I don’t know how other commenters feel about these, but me and my friends have always appreciated them- especially helpful if you want women to message you first sometimes, this is how…

“Oooof! That was fun! What’s your second fav position? We can try it next.” If you get a funny response, this is where you can find out how things are standing. Or you stood too long at work in the wrong shoes, your back/ foot is sore, can we try so and so this time....

Carla sounds like the ghost of a woman who died in the aisle and must bitterly haunt now.

I just got hold of Bloodborne, I’m super excited. I’m excited for you!

I think they rediscovered the griffin, in probably the exact same way little Egyptians did (or you know, whoever did...Assyrians?)

You sound cool, and offer lots of stuff women like me are into. Because of that though, I find the self-depreciating stuff the wrong way to introduce it? Like if you want a woman who likes what you do, you don’t have to worry if she thinks anime are “silly Japanese cartoons.” It makes you sound less confident, and…

It turns out at least 30% of dudes don’t wash hands after just peeing (not just guys, there’s a percent of women too), since they figure if they shower regularly etc then there’s no harm. This is actually false, the *region* carries a mass of it’s own germs, plus this (chill comment browsers, I mean you no harm, the…

My advice: be creative. Have fun with it, do what Lisasaur or Cooperman say, or the others. They are right. ABSOLUTELY DO NOT TEXT YOUR DELAYED REACTION. You will recoil from the memory of this text rampage for...boundless time. Take the road that makes you feel cool and noble, and it will probably actually be the…

I just do not have words for how much I loved this gif, and specifically, how it was used. For a little while, I hope you hear faint echo of applause when you open your browser. If not, well at least a star.

I did this. A person is better off doing literally anything else. Like, throw darts at their picture everyday til you forget to, or steal their cat, or poetically vanish into the sunset. Don’t do this, internet friends. You don’t want no friend ass, you want to spend a goddamn year believing they will notice your…

If there are any “90s kids” out there still waiting around for somebody to explain sex because they can only communicate via pop cultural touchstones from our childhoods, you’re in luck, because here’s Bill Nye on sex.

But what if he wore a bow tie

That’s kinda how I interpreted this story - one guy’s quest to make words keep meaning something. Doesn’t mean we have to personally like him, but his cause is an okay one.

You did a good job of this.

The hope was as the rocky plane plummets to the ground and the flight attendants tumble around in there, they will be doing so fabulously.

Does this mean that gate agents sporting the new duds will look at least ten percent less miserable? Maybe!

Oooh she does look like her. This is, at least, future Zooey, presumably after a head trauma causes her to blurt racist nonsense with little prompting.

Why do people still delete tweets? I mean, unless there’s symbolic meaning in the action, like “sorry my tweet was insensitive to people with broken legs” why do they do it? I swear it’s the equivalent of turning off your lights to pretend you aren’t home while your relative is already at the door.