...are just as unhappy as you are.

It’s not that I think a Latina watched it in her home and ran sobbing from the TV, deeply, irreparably offended. These jokes are inappropriate because they produce ideas that spread around, pile up, and eventually make nasty stereotypes, and a racist culture. This is a drop going to a bucket we’re trying to drain. I…

I would like to say “bystander effect” but before I do, I need to feel convinced that if it weren’t sexual assault but instead a knife slashing, still no one would have called police. I feel pretty sure someone in “hundreds” would call the police for that. Unlike some of the textbook cases, everyone had cellphones,…

People keep telling me I need to forgive Chris Brown. Why should I have to. There are millions of thousands of hundreds of people who want to take his place, and with more talent. Even people I’ve met. Most of them have never been violent. Many are impeccable. I don’t wish a meaningless, ruined life for Chris in a…

I am becoming a person who thinks the be-friends-route is the worst thing a person can do. I have extended my misery by at least a year or two by allowing myself to be a victim of this.

The guys going after twenty-somethings while in their 40s is the most annoying thing that has happened. The only thing that makes me more lethal is the guy who tries to explain this in terms of evolutionary psychology. Fuck. Damn annoying.

This is happening to me right now. It got so close to happening, then he got accepted for a job across the country. The trouble of starting something and finding out if transplanting it would work was too much, and I think he’ll back away into nothingness to spare himself. Or maybe to spare me - though honestly I’d…

Weirdly, I got pretty far feeling sure the article was about Gosling too. Is it that half-grin in the photo? I just don’t normally confuse my Ryans this way.

That delicious feeling I get when someone/some group who annoys me gets an extra obstacle in doing that annoying thing...Yesssss. But I’ve learned that also means its probably bad policy. We’re only as sophisticated and kind as they way we treat people who really annoy us.

I thought Lorde didn’t believe in cameras.

My grad photos were totally “embarrassingly earnest” and the bastion of morality bit is dead on. Point: you have great writing.

Someday this story will be an artifact. Society will have stepped back and been all like “they thought weird things about clothes” and “they were sure fucked up on all matters of sexuality.” The prom doesn’t deserve her attendance, but for her sake, I hope they pay for her limo.

Aye, I see it too

I know something cold-blooded died to make it, but what?

We could talk about the flayed/skinned cobra Margaret opted to wear for the occasion.

In particular, that red haze around its inscrutable eyes, like it was undergoing severe duress before hauled into daylight to pretend to like Easter. Like it even knew what day it was :,O

Perhaps its Murder Bunny, and that’s the last moment of a bee.

How intensely do you think the rabbits were vetted? Do you think Obama knows its first crush, the name of its fish?

I wonder how all these people failed to notice the economy we're in? Everyone at my restaurant/pub is the same, highly educated. Most of them are nurses, lawyers, teachers...bills just plain don't get paid the same way they used to.

That would be the most satisfying thing that ever happened.