You two are totally adorable.

I've always had suspicions that my dad was lurking on the Deep Space Nine reviews.

Hawk Dog! <3

I enjoyed that show a stupid amount as a kid. I guess I find unattractive men in ill-fitting suits funny?

Considering how crappily the Jets treated him (what? you want some receivers, Mark Sanchez? WELL TOO BAD!), the fact that he was able to write a nice note is, well, amazing.

These chat sessions can get intense. Sometimes people get married. Sometimes people get crying game'd.

Maybe she's afraid that Goop-Play fans will take sides in the coming war for the hearts and minds of the masses now that they're single.

Hey, never said those kids were consistent.

It's almost like they can feel their children slipping away from them, what with their support for gay marriage, general belief in being nice to people, and desire to be seen as intelligent. (true story from actual polling data about young people)

Are you English or Australian? That's a requirement these days.

Chances are someone I know probably has booked you for that sorta thing.

all I remember was that wellbutrin gave me horrible dry mouth and like the worst morning breath ever.

wait, you've been on television? The rest of your confession - totally expected - but the TV line: that threw me for a loop.

I am making toasted walnut pesto right this second. Envy me, folks.

What a dickface.

I hate management speak. Interim and Indefinite don't mean the same thing assholes!

I really like the booze and the chopped liver at DGS Delicatessen (DuPont circle-ish). They also have a good happy hour.

But is it offensive if that's just the way he is?

Hey! Some of those foreign horror directors are really, really good!

I actually blame the book for the crappiness of Serafina Pekkala. The witches talk like characters out of exceedingly bad romance novels.