re: Beaches little Mayim Bialek was totally adorable, and for some reason it was the movie that you watched at sleep overs.

If I'm going to have sex with a tool, I'd rather not have to listen to it talk about how awesome it is at everything.

Reed Richards is the worst. All the super rubber powers in the world can't make up for the fact he's an emotionally abusive bore.

Excelsior!

that's just levels of boring I can't even muster. Unless I start talking about anime.

don't worry. that's just what passes for deep at certain liberal arts colleges. You should just nod and pretend. It makes dinner parties easier to get through.

Hey, someone's parents paid a lot of money to make sure their little girl could teach other girls how to chicken walk and shoulder roll surprise. Clicking is just polite.

But I thought Hot Pockets came with a hot girl in a stupid outfit? Isn't that the consolation prize: you can't afford real food, but cute girls wearing costume shop outfits will want to hang out with you in your sad little apartment?

The IOC wants NFL money from their next deal. NBC is probably the only place dumb enough to shovel it over.
You're safe for now!

I kind of hate that they pulled the Bashir "she's an augmented super genius" gambit, without even hinting at her having any abilities at all. Mostly she just purses her lips and does research for Kennex.

sad :(

My first experience with RoboCop was with the Nintendo video game. I was terrible, but really enjoyed killing things.

It's what Costas gets for ignoring the warnings and washing his face with the hotel's tap water.

need a semi-local buyer? 'Cos I might not have anything better to do on the 13, and there's good Vietnamese in those parts.

You'd think the internet would've had the good grace to gain a sense of shame when it gave E.L. James all of the money for 50 Shades of Grey. That wasn't even public domain!

I got Kim Gordon. Kim Gordon didn't even get Kim Gordon.

Do you win or lose if you get F. Scott Fitzgerald?

I like their fries. And the chicken strips are okay.

but think of the German box office!

If you have a rind of parmesan (the hard stuff at the edge), just dump it in the pot and simmer it a little. Sometimes cheese shops will give you the rind for free if you ask nicely.