Thanks!  It took about 7 months of extreme indecision.

@avclub-ba9fab001f67381e56e410575874d967:disqus it's more that the UN provides diplomatic cover for whatever decision we've already made.  Like Colin Powell's nonsensical presentation about WMDs in Iraq - which only made sense if you believed that individual members of Iraq's military had nukes in their garages.

One better: http://www.etsy.com/listing…

My wedding dress.  After thinking over and over that I wasn't that kind of girl, I went ahead and blew all that money anyway.  And then bought a pair of stupidly expensive shoes.

Well for ladies, it's 1993: all crop tops, high waisted shorts, shapeless print dresses and doc martens.

Flip flops.  They have a time and place, but every time I see someone in a position of authority wearing them, I want to yell at them to make an effort.

<3 You have made my day.

@avclub-1786aec3a614d40f1e566fde557a1799:disqus I will drive no further than expo line…unless I am being promised Korean Fried Chicken at the Prince, in which case, all bets are off, and I will skip out on paid work to go there.

1) Once upon a time, my mom's alma mater was good at football (before Tennessee got Kiffined) and all my cousins went to UF.  There's something really awesome about watching a tiny chinese woman talking shit.  Since my mom can no longer do that, I kind of stopped caring about SEC football.

I probably have an emergency ativan at the bottom of my purse.  It might have a bit of smushed chocolate on it, but it's still good.

@avclub-241b2421faecd6ca0aaa67cb80e8a634:disqus because the Republican party is all about helping minorities get jobs and making sure their votes count.

…were you having a fight?

How about accidentally racist (because they're old) cookbooks?  Two of my favorites are the Pan Am cookbook from 1958 (Mohamedans, Israeli hot dogs and Polish jokes, oh my) and the 1982 Texas State Fair Blue Ribbon cookbooks with all their "oriental" salads.

Oof.  That sucks @avclub-8dd007f4a97be79c135c67999bf5b27e:disqus  .   Tomatoes turn to goop, unless you get the super hard ones from the supermarket.  That's pretty much their main function as a fruit. 
Man.  Now I want to fix this recipe, but can't think of anything to do other than use leftover, fully cooked risotto,…

We should have our own party.  Oldfield's Happy Hour!  Or that place in the barber shop.

From a policy and diplomacy standpoint the US blew it like no one's business.  We've been giving tons of money in humanitarian aid to Syria's people, but haven't been able to use that to win "hearts and minds."  Islamists are in control of the opposition.  Whatever the outcome, we'll end up with a grinding sectarian…

…if you start behind the balls, where the shaft actually begins.

I am eating a homemade bacon, arugula and tomato something right now (it's not really a wrap because the damn thing fell apart).

I'm down if it's reachable by the expo line.  the east side is faaaaaaar.

I just like looking at her.  She makes the same face all the time though, which can convey that she's ruddy mysterious.  Or in love with her twin brother.