What's weirder is the number of "500 Days of Summer" themed weddings I've seen around LA (either blogged about or friends of friends photos on some social media thingamabob).  It's like they didn't watch the movie at all, but their fiancé/new wife has bangs and a wardrobe from modcloth and JGL is always dreamy, not…

@avclub-6249c88d14d6afeccebbed4b015e1ac7:disqus Scott is annoying in a way that only vaguely cool, ambitionless guys in their 20s can be annoying.  I think everyone knows a Scott Pilgrim at some point.  The problem was the same in the comic books too.  Scott was clueless and Ramona was this magical cipher who he…

The paranormal romance stuff  is aimed at grown women too.  Because somehow your sex partner not picking up his underwear off the floor is better if he's a werewolf, or immortal, or a fallen angel.

Hey, remember when MTV was relevant?

@Melancholic_Rodeo_Clown:disqus are you damp squid?

Also, JJ Abram's big creative vision as a director are inappropriate, ugly lens flares.  

My hometown makes a lot of appearances in Michael Bay movies.  He's not the director that Miami wants, but definitely the director Miami deserves.

The producers are already distancing themselves from him, saying he doesn't speak for the film.

It was smut that your mom would buy you/leave around the house?

VC Andrews is the queen of incesty romance novels.  Dawn is also bonkers as hell.

In a tenuous way, he's a friend of a friend.  Apparently he's really, really good at playing stupid, but is actually a ruthless media mogul under all that floppy hair.

John Irving is just one of those writers who you either love or hate in equal measure.  I was equally annoyed by Garp.

You forgot the John Irving required catch phrase - in this case "Keep passing the open windows."

At least they didn't put the gang rape scene in Kick Ass 2.  It's just implied.

I thought he just got robbed by teenagers.

@ColdGottoBe:disqus Geography favors my shoes (hello Southern California during a drought).  
PS, I'm pretty sure someone here has a spreadsheet.

Just because I thought you'd get a kick out of these:  http://www.bhldn.com/shop-s…

I couldn't even finish that one.

Lois Lowry's Son chops me into a million little pieces every time I read it.  And the scene in Up where Ellie finds out she can't have kids (even more so than when she dies).

I've been subsisting on almond butter and banana smoothies for the past week.  Still not bored though.