I preferred Batman because the animation style was just so much better.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus It's not that bad.  Just somebody summarizing the legion of women who believe a) Severus Snape is real (on some plane or other)  b) comes to them like an incubus and gives them sexy times and c) write things like "Hey Rose! Did you know that Severus warned me quite a…

I think Justin Timberlake ate her personality, and put her husk in a pretty pink dress of his own design and married it.

It will be shorted to just The Edge, prompting a lawsuit from U2's lead guitarist.

Killer Mike is a crusader for freedom and justice, with crazy beef against Ronald Reagan.  He is all kinds of awesome.

with a little neon genesis evangelion - incest subthread thrown in for good measure.

A movie version of Muppet Babies, then?

What constitutes a "connoisseur" of the genre, though? I can see liking one or two shows (out of schadenfreude mostly or that same impulse that makes people watch NASCAR for car crashes), but it seems like a sad thing to be an expert on.

@Dikachu:disqus what will I do without your savage love advice and high functioning alcoholism?  
Also, wtf. You can disagree with people and still be nice to them.

I was thinking "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins

In a world of camera phones, I'm surprised your dad's nerd rant hasn't made it to YouTube.

Wasn't there a rape scenario with the boss's wife and/or daughter in the WWE fairly recently?

Lest we forget, he also beat up Frank Ocean while shouting homophobic slurs. He's a motherfucking peach all the way around.

The opinions a large portion of teenage girls have of what's acceptable behavior *from a man* is disturbing as fuck.  If a guy rapes you, it's because you're a slut or shouldn't have gotten so sloppy drunk.  A guy stalking you is romantic.  Basically any problem you have with a guy is 100% the girl's fault.

expository monologue for the sense making!

I really wish that show had made it :/

So basically Geek and Sundry?  I call dibs on being Wil Wheaton!

Remember when our space program was a thing we were proud of?

The weird Christian parent thing: Asian.  The emotional blackmail via suicide threat: Insane person.

@ColdGottoBe:disqus hang in there! I normally cheer myself up with the IT Crowd and getting genteely drunk on hot toddys, but every 9th time I will burst into tears in frustration.  It happens.