planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

Sure, all Tesla Corporation needs is a few public relations folks on the board! Perfect.

So he’s Sicilian?

Because as a police chief he know how cops don’t like to do actual police work. They’re just there for perks, respect, and superb overtime that consists of sitting in their car during roadwork.

“Our officers could have just taken a report and be done with it.” Wow, they actually went above and beyond and went after the guy? Why is the police chief so proud of that? That’s their fricking job!

A criminal?

Yes, and meh. It needed more cowbell.

Isn’t that the normal flow of things? Not everybody wins. How long has it been since you left campus?

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

A contract that the Marlins didn’t fulfill. I mean, it’s the second paragraph of the article.

“it’s hard to imagine too many teams mounting a defense against either of them”

Jesus. You people must be making a ton of money from Amazon. You shill them all the damn time. Either that or they own you.

I still can’t get how he’s made it this far while shooting like a five year old.

I wouldn’t call it a “disaster.”

tim kennedy held his gloves

Get your fat ass into a gym and give more than the subpar effort you currently do. It’s really not that difficult. I’m sick of lazy fucks like you with bad genetics accusing everyone that looks better and works harder of using steroids with ABSOLUTELY ZERO PROOF.

yeah, he’s clearly rigged the dozens of tests he’s taken since then. Bispings terrified, keep making excuses for the coward.

“Pissed hot” = a diuretic due to a provably tainted supplement.

Hell no! If I am picking up, no tip for you. I did all the heavy lifting. I pay $10-$15 for a pizza, that owner is making $7-$10 on me. If he pays his staff so shitty that they need tip money from a pick up then it’s time for them to find a new employer. End of story.