Little known fact: Phil got dumped because one night he tried to move to the back of the Buss without asking first.

With this guy on top of things, Knick fans have a word for these kind of nights. Mondays.

Heh, you said “taint.”

Let’s not lose sight of the real victims here: the people who pay money to watch a women’s Turkish basketball league.

Agent: My client, a player for the Cleveland Browns, steadfastly denies being a part of something so incredibly heinous.

I don’t know what your complaining about, Brady looks really good.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

But in order to be released, he must first undergo a physical with team doctors

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

The key question, which almost gets lost in this article, is whether any other team could hire him. That is almost certainly a “No”.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

Hahahaha fuck her.

As long as Keith Hernandez is not included in the HOF, these “defensive” arguments can fuck off.

What about the Veteran’s Committee? How does that all work now?

I am a Diamondbacks fan. I have been a Diamondbacks fan since Day 1. I will continue to be a Diamondbacks fan for as long as they remain the Arizona Diamondbacks (which will likely be the foreseeable future, seeing as how municipalities seem to have begun to wise up to the public financing scam).

former County Supervisor Andy Kunasek allegedly told team owner Ken Kendrick to “take your stupid baseball team and get out” and go back to “fucking West Virginia.”

The Diamondbacks and the county have been arguing for almost a year over who is on the hook for the $187 million that the building needs for repairs

I don’t know anything about his other policies, but good for him!