Coolest wife ever.

The longstanding Boston Red Sox Tradition: When a player leaves, management slags him, when the manager leaves, the players slag him.

Woodley is also a much tougher matchup than Bisping.

84 gallons? Wow! We better get all those millions of gallons of oil back on thousands of trucks and on those highways, because it’s better for the environment or something.

The union is the reason the entry level jobs pay so poorly, they demand all pay rates be strictly by seniority.

The Mets already ruined Harvey’s arm, he ain’t getting any big contracts.

So you are saying Trump expects subordinates to lie on his behalf?

He was such a douche on survivor. Wait, strike that, i confused him with himself.

The Judge was killing Google today, he clearly isn’t impressed with the actual facts they’ve presented.

MLB teams will take the kid every time. Peak performance for baseball players are typically ages 26-30. A 21 year old kid almost always will improve, even if their batting average is temporarily declining. A 29 year old is about to start declining physically.

The average age of the league is 21. He’s literally playing against boys. They will get better, he will not.

I just picked up 90 amphetamines from walgreens today, my wife was in the car with a gram of her prescription weed. I frequently carry thousands of dollars on me so i can go play poker. I guess i’m risking a trafficking conviction too?

Nothing happened!

Chip doesn’t have any fiduciary obligations unless he’s an officer of the corporation, and the story doesn’t indicate if he was. As a minority shareholder, he has no disclosure obligations to buy their shares.

Get out of the left lane, bandit!

I don’t get the idea that you have to punish a few innocent to make sure that no guilty go free. If some goober passes along a photo of a pretty girl not knowing it was part of an ex-boyfriends revenge plot, his culpability is vastly less than the ex-boyfriends.

This why i never turn on my headlights.

I understand encryption but none of what you wrote. Any links?

If you dislike Adam Eaton you hate winning. The dumbest organization in baseball gave up on him, their opinion is meaningless. The White Sox at least got a ton of value for him.

LeBron’s friends super successful for one reason and one reason only, access to that massive flow of cash from LeBron himself. Their business sense is lolworthy.