SJWs are typically attractive, intelligent lesbians that a poster’s wife has left him for, which is why those who use SJW in their posts are commonly referred to as “cucks”.

It’s an outrage sir, I’m not paying full fare to see employees dressed like nuns!

It’s not like the TSA wasn’t doing it’s damnedest, now we have the weird trend of airlines randomly kicking off women for dressing too sexy.

It’s similar to “Man murdered at Obamas favorite restaurant, former president refuses comment”

What made that any different from any other Kobe game?

You have a lot of participation trophies, don’t you?

So sad! When will Deadspin stop printing interesting and truthful anecdotes about the game!

The cheapest Obamacare in my state gas a $5k deductible and is $1,800/month, so let’s not celebrate yet, ok? I’d still like affordable health insurance for my family.

When I read about this yesterday I was like “who is Devin Booker”?

You have zero eye for talent because Khris Davis is mediocre at best and likely out of league in a few years. You also have zero understanding of baseball operations because Beane has to get by with the lowest payroll in baseball outside of Tampa Bay, and without the bumper crop of top of round draft picks Tampa’s…

I also want to add that he did not have his kids address you as “sir”.

If I can’t trust PPDude with getting basic facts correct like who were the villains in WW2, how can I trust him for my financial news?

Dax is the best, and she was amazing in Animal Instinct.

“So that just tells you the way we play when we represent our country is a lot different than when they play.” What country is Corriea talking about?!

In Oregon the number one priority is the Public Pension plan, called PERS. During the Internet bubble the government employees got it rigged to guarantee 10% annual investment returns, and when the bubble popped did they give back the money? Surprisingly, no! The state just jacked up the income tax to 10%!

Wow, crazy story. Kjell and his brother Knute also controlled VW’s distribution rights for the west coast during the 60s/70s, Knute owned Rivera Motors that had all the VW rights for Oregon, Washington, Alaska, Montana and I think a couple other states.

Despite his draft position he quickly became a highly rated prospect, for two years he was in the 50-100 range overall. So scouts thought he had top starter stuff. Then once promoted to the majors he became a disappointment for four years.

Based on their relative baseball performances, Tebow looks like the one who is hiding out.

Pretty sure Barks is up for that too.

Hmm Theo probably also spends too much acquiring wonder weapons.