Hilarious and well written! To add my own valentine sentiment for Mat:

This is the most blatant case of false advertisement since "The Never Ending Story".

I honestly wouldn't want the entire surface to be a trackpad... I have enough problems with its current iteration by accidentally clicking on things with my big oafy hands...

Coincidence with their big campus expansion for experience testing? Maybe?!?!?!

Well, aren't we overpopulated as a species anyways?

So much cuteness in one picture...

I first heard that EP in the summer of 2006, i believe... Some cute girl I liked let me listen to it on her ipod. She is now my wife and we've watched them grow from their residencies at the Detroit Bar in Costa Mesa to where they are now. It's been fun to watch (except now we have to spend like, $50 to see them when…

Creating a conundrum. By nominating himself as a troll, they can ban him, but then they'd also have to give you a star for picking the troll... Too impressive to be trollish.

Haha. That's a photo I pulled off Google, definitely not from our wedding.

We had it from a party rental place Baker Party Rentals in Costa Mesa. You may be able to contact them for the information as to where they ordered it. (714) 545-466 (their number)

My wife and I had this patio heater at our wedding. Not only is it more stylish, it is quite efficient and warm.

Facebook doesn't cause friendships to end, it provides new (and much more entertaining) venue for friendships to end.

I agree. I can see why they would fine someone for something like this, however, it should be like a speeding ticket, not something that can give you a criminal record.

You have won my heart with that comment.

Replying to promote (hope you are the real Doc, if so, congrats!)

They'd be like elves from Tolkien lore...

Didn't you know? They hang out under bridges waiting for billy goats.

Except for this pod system!

Kraft comes in those fancy individual wrappers!

Why not a tank that uses dragons as ammunition?