I bet he wished he'd killed Michael Jackson instead...

There is no food shortage in North Korea. Didn't you listen to the great leader before he so tragically passed?

Well, "recall my words to mind" is a bit redundant as "recall my words" would be putting those words in one's mind. So, still not quite there.

I humbly bow to your superior knowledge and wit.

I thought the "polish cleat" was putting the french cleat on backwards?

Thank you! Very well done!!!

Like the North Korean female traffic cops. Maybe not supermodels, but not too shabby...

Please, someone photoshop, "The Grinch who stole North Korea"

Don't forget that pesky food thing... Who needs it?!?!

think of the liability and insurance payments. Much worse.

You have made my Christmas all the more jolly with that link. Thank you!

Whatever anyone says about Coors, they are responsible for Blue Moon and that makes them all right in my book! (BTW, been on that tour 2x's, the second time we did the "short tour" which means straight to the tasting room).

Can't argue with you on that one, but there is a definite dissonance in intent and perception, which is his fault in the way he drew his parallels.

Maybe he's not sure if he's an athiest or not?

EBOOK READER PRO-TIP

I think I love you...

I prefer these!

Can we be friends IRL?

I don't necessarily think it's a matter of some random country making a tower, I would think it's more because we have incredibly strong ties to S. Korea (the Korean war, we still patrol their border with N. Korea).

How do we know that dogs aren't adrenaline junkies and love jumping out of planes and the only reason they've never done it is the lack of opposable thumbs to pull the 'chute?