Not a single bullet to cover a certain former NBA player’s health status and his estranged reality-star wife’s bedside vigil complete with multiple links to the extended family’s Instagrams and Tweets about it?!

Every now and then, completely out of nowhere, I suddenly become afraid that Koko died and I didn’t hear about it and I rush to the internet to check. So far so good, but I will be a wreck when she’s no longer around. I love that gorilla.

That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen all day. I had no idea Koko was still around. I remember reading about her when I was a kid! She liked kittens back then, too.

I don’t. She’s too young for me and her tattoos and fingernails gross me out. In spite of those, I still enjoy looking at her, but would not want to touch even if we were closer in age.

Ok, not a Perez Hilton fan but have to leap to his defence here. Any parent of young kids knows that they see you naked constantly. In the morning my bathroom is like a rave in Ibiza (only not fun), we’re all running around naked trying to get ready. Any accusations of Hilton being a pedophile for showering with his…

What she said was fucked. However I do think its a little tacky to bandy out trans murders whenever someone says something uncouth. A rude comment and taking someone’s life aren’t related - and it seems like you’re going for cheap points and spurious causation.

That she watches documentaries, dabbles in arts and crafts, smokes weed, and is generally a homebody?

I read the linked-to articles, and I can hardly even acknowledge the teenager’s complaints as complaints. They essentially boil down to, “My mother is a really chill person, and doesn’t like to go out a lot, but she’s…

That’s... not what skeptical means. But thanks for the needless insult.

I’m not even *famous* outside of a couple of circles in my area and I do this. There’s public Mindymoo and private Mindymoo.

Taken at face value, I don’t see anything wrong with the statement. Rosie’s a public figure who is expected to be funny and nice to people all the time. I would probably want to be by myself and watch documentaries when I had time off too. By that description she sounds like any number of parents that are perfectly…

I feel like it’s really really really not my place to tell a black woman how to feel about Rachel Dolezal. Nor is it my place to judge her feelings. And I’d be kind of uncomfortable if Bobby went there.

I mean, it’s more than a little weird when you consider that the people fighting to KEEP slavery were called Rebels. It’s a very very very poor choice of words, regardless of intent.

maybe people have a problem with using slavery as a metaphor? like using rape as a metaphor?

Yes. Shh stop clarifying things, people enjoy misunderstanding things.

Shhh. There’s no space for rationality here - we’re on the internet and it’s been at least five minutes since we were outraged.

We all know that T-shirt is referencing slavery as in the metaphorical corporate/consumer/societal expectations slavery, not literal human subjugation slavery, right? Since its being contrasted with the term rebel and the play is about suffragettes?

::raises hand:: I am. Sorry. I disagree entirely with her on most issues, and I’m very upset by the fact that killing PP is the hill she wants to die on, but damn if she can’t command a room full of bloviating old white men. She fascinates me and I totally want to share a couple of bottles of wine with her.

Now that is a very good point indeed. I don’t think any woman—in the public eye or out of it—needs to justify her reproductive choices to anyone, but I’m guessing Fiorina has taken advantage of every legal right she possesses to control her own reproductive freedom. She just ain’t talking about it.

Youd THINK the ramifications of this alleged video would be SO huge, that people would be falling over themselves to post it on the interwebs. I mean this would absolutely DESTROY Planned Parenthood. What abortion opponent would pass up that chance?