Homegirl was lying. When your that age and you get in trouble the first words out of your mouth are usually "I didn't know blah bla blah" You say it thinking it will lessen the punishment somehow.

best use of a gif ever.

I just feel for that lady and I'm glad you were there to reach out to her. She didn't do anything wrong and yet she's punished for being divorced. her bullies are cowards.

Did you ever talk to her or did you just observe this bullying from afar?

Oh I noticed. When you're taller than every man you encounter you can tell even onscreen when a guy is taller than you.

Yes exactly! When I'm waiting for my nails to dry I just have to chill and watch an episode of community or something. It's also a great way to time drying in between coats of polish.

Play this song around your male friends. I assure you they will question the lyrics as if she were singing in an alien language.

I tried out some dots recently and they are fun. A lady had layered her dots like fish scales and I loved it. So did that on one my ring fingers and a sparkly blue-green gradient on the others. I called it my "mermaid manicure."

I love nail art too! I love My simple little pleasures on youtube. Her water marble tutorials really got me into doing my nails on the regular.

Exactly. I paint my nails all the time. And really it's just a fun thing to do. I'm already and artist and I feel that adorning the body is an extension of that. Since I've gotten into water marbling I really feel like I'm expressing myself creatively. I don't really care either that my manicures only last a few…

Jon Chu? Is that the dude that does LXD? Cause I love that show.

Liam Neeson is such a manly man. And he's taller than me which almost never happens.

I like Wonder Woman's Queen Emeraldas makeover. Looks cool.

Maybe she had a break out right after this picture was taken. I dunno that baby is cute.

A white girl watched me like a hawk too once. Creepiest experience of my life. All that aside I love nail polish even the cheapo wet n wild. I change my nails once or twice a week. It's a small thing that makes me happy.

Oh ok, my bad. So what retouching do you think they did? I usually don't count stuff like color correction or curves.

All my life I've only eaten my meat well done. I just can't eat pink meat because my brain screams SALMONELLA!!!!

Mm Herr Lagerfeld didn't you used to be the fuhrer of team chunk? Now you got you surgery and you feel like you can talk about everyone else? He needs sit down somewhere and think about his place in the universe.

Black babies are born with a lot of hair usually.

This is the most happymaking thing I've seen all day.